Less risqué than your typical bike and girlie calendar, the Iron and Lace Deluxe Wall Calendar brings you a custom motorcycle and sexy centerfold model for every month of next year, with the last four months of this year – if the 2012 example I’ve dug out from behind the radiator is anything to go by – to give you a reason to put it up early.
Jim Gianatsis’ photos are the main focus in the calendar and it has a handy monthly grid along the bottom with all the major American holidays listed, and each photograph name checks the model(s) and the bikes, which were the winning bikes of the LA Calendar Motorcycle Show.
Yes, of course it objectifies motorcycles – which we wholeheartedly approve of round here – and we’re pleased to report that they lack the cookie-cutter predictability of the girls. I’m not going to get too worked up about the objectification of womanhood today because Amanda showed me the Christmas present she’s thinking of giving to my ex-wife (yes, I know: weird): of half-naked firemen with kittens.